lovely heat

a lot happening in the past couple weeks. san francisco has been baking under a heat wave. pretty much our usual September weather. my good friend 'deep got me and another friend to come with him to the beach. it was his third time. it was brilliant once you got past the leg numbing pain of the cold water. he laughed at me for wearing a neoprene shirt from my outrigger days. but it kept me in a little longer and was my show of respect for the pacific who is a mighty sea and more than willing to suck the heat from my limbs and pummel me into the sand it lays on. a crab latched on to me for a minute. I got a couple good rides thrust into towards land on my belly at speeds I could never swim. The cold the waves, ah what a rush.

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if your in SF

time would have been better spent seeing The Fall River Axe Murders A Word for Word theater production. They are a cool company who do short stories as plays. And it works -- for me anyway. As their name suggests, they do it word for word. it ends up working like a Greek Chorus with characters and extra characters sharing the burden of narration. Probably wouldn't work well with all fiction, but it can be really amazing. As I felt it was here. I had previously seen them do some Tom Wolfe short stories which kicked ass...

movie review: wow did that stink (spoilers)

It is a rare moment that I actually contemplate getting up and walking out of a movie. Medallion, Jacky Chan's latest, had several. It was a strange movie in a lot of ways. At the beginning of the movie, Chan's character is a Hong Kong policeman working alongside and incompetent Interpol agent (another Mr. Bean type character, but a little handsomer). We find out later that Chan used to be an Interpol agent that he maybe had been this guys partner, and maybe had a fling with another Interpol agent, the love interest of this movie. But it is not quite clear, and references clearly relate to scenes cut from a longer movie.

Interpol is after some evil English guy, who has just found the key to immortality in the hands of a mysteriously mute little kid. Chan foils a couple attempts to get him, endearing himself to the kid, and earning himself a bit of immortality by dying to save him (for some reason you have to die first to be resurrected). But in the end the evil guy gets the kid and gets immortality and superhuman powers. The showdown ensues, and guess who wins.

In the meantime, the kid says a few words (why was he so mute in other scenes again?). The girl falls for Jacky again. The two of them continue to work with an extremely incompetent idiot.

I don't object to physical comedy, but why it was in this movie I have no idea. They could not seem to decide if they were trying to make the Matrix or Freaky Friday. The love interest seems really ridiculous, one really has no idea why she likes him.

And then the filming. Lots of little added wire trick stuff which made everyone look a little superhuman. There were very few of the staple fight scenes that make Jacky Chan amazing to watch ( it's not that he is getting old, there are a couple great examples in another recent movie: Shanghai Knights: the keystone cop fight, and the umbrella fight in East End ). There are some scenes filmed in very stylistic, sped up and somehow colored, but for no apparent reason other than style. Naturally the girl gets dressed up in leather for the final scene.

And I have to ask you, would you want to fight in leather. How smelly and disgusting would that be? I really wish Hollywood would get a new schtick. Leather is not the only way people can look cool. And why the hell do they need to look cool anyway?

<sigh>

rain and buckets of tea

a pleasant visit home over labor day weekend. chillin with my folks, eating scrumpcious meals, drinking buckets of tea, egg and bacon in the morning, crosswords laying around, hanging out with my nephew and neice. And a lovely spot of rain. Not that my relatives or Liz were all that big on the rain, but I liked it. We don't get much of it in the summer here -- although there was some last night, hail at least, thunder following in the morning -- an unusual event.