World Cup: Alors! Les pauvre bleus, coming out of the cup without even a goal! Les danes walked all over them.

Looks like the Senagalese will be the only Africans and French speakers to make it to the next round. Although, how they blew a 3 goal lead to end in a tie, I have no idea (and that first goal they got on a total dive). The uruguayans showed a lot of pluck!

Cameroon couldn't get passed the stodgy Germans. Although it seemed a match more about who could get the most cards than who could get the most goals. Not a game one would want to end your world cup dreams on!

Ireland walked all over Saudi Arabia to get land in the next round behind the Germans, couldn't quite match the 8-0 though.