IDEA BARRAGE: iScam
Not quite batting a thousand at the bar? Was your last intimate contact a slap?
Let iScamTM help you! Simply program your characteristics in iScam ( convieniently supplied with several prepackaged personalities ) and head for the bar ( cafe, gym or whatever your preference might be ). Spot the girl of your dreams and iScam with scan her and compare her clothes, hair, shoes, jewelry and friends to your preferences and come up with the appropriate pickup line.
Additionally, iScam will network with any other iScams carried by men and women in the room, compare and contrast results, and buzz like mad if there is a positive match. *, ^
Hey, and if it doesn't work, at least you have someone else to blame besides your bad looks and poor taste in clothes.
* a feature of some device in japan, but i thought worth included
^ closeted individuals beware
Let iScamTM help you! Simply program your characteristics in iScam ( convieniently supplied with several prepackaged personalities ) and head for the bar ( cafe, gym or whatever your preference might be ). Spot the girl of your dreams and iScam with scan her and compare her clothes, hair, shoes, jewelry and friends to your preferences and come up with the appropriate pickup line.
Additionally, iScam will network with any other iScams carried by men and women in the room, compare and contrast results, and buzz like mad if there is a positive match. *, ^
Hey, and if it doesn't work, at least you have someone else to blame besides your bad looks and poor taste in clothes.
* a feature of some device in japan, but i thought worth included
^ closeted individuals beware
