DeathHoles
While I enjoyed the DeathPoint made earlier, upon further inspection, there are multiple possible flaws in Mr. NP's post:
1. The article cites higher mortality rates for sleeping more than 7.5 hours/night. However, how far beyond that rate did they test? I'm betting it's more of an oscillating correlation, with a peak and downward trend at some even higher number. What's the mortality rate of those that sleep in 28 hour intervals? Gents, only one way to find out.
2. In answer to Mr. NP's question, no i didn't know there was a 100% chance i was going to die. Because there isn't. There's approximately 6 billion people still alive at this moment. And while i don't feel like remembering how to perform integration for area under the curve or comparing birth to death rates, eyeballing the history of world population makes me think probably somewhere over 10 billion have died. Still, if we use 10 billion for now as total # of deaths, we're only looking at a 62% chance of death. Hope abounds.
With this newfound knowledge that I have a better than fighting chance at immortality, I decided to take action.
After sleeping for exactly 7 hours last night, i feel invincible.
Like a wolf that no one can stop.
Please call me InvincibleWolf from this point forward.
Also please help me to defeat my arch-enemy Alpha_Wolf, and his legion of graphicized wolves and naked floating women.
- IW
1. The article cites higher mortality rates for sleeping more than 7.5 hours/night. However, how far beyond that rate did they test? I'm betting it's more of an oscillating correlation, with a peak and downward trend at some even higher number. What's the mortality rate of those that sleep in 28 hour intervals? Gents, only one way to find out.
2. In answer to Mr. NP's question, no i didn't know there was a 100% chance i was going to die. Because there isn't. There's approximately 6 billion people still alive at this moment. And while i don't feel like remembering how to perform integration for area under the curve or comparing birth to death rates, eyeballing the history of world population makes me think probably somewhere over 10 billion have died. Still, if we use 10 billion for now as total # of deaths, we're only looking at a 62% chance of death. Hope abounds.
With this newfound knowledge that I have a better than fighting chance at immortality, I decided to take action.
After sleeping for exactly 7 hours last night, i feel invincible.
Like a wolf that no one can stop.
Please call me InvincibleWolf from this point forward.
Also please help me to defeat my arch-enemy Alpha_Wolf, and his legion of graphicized wolves and naked floating women.
- IW
